Goodbye and good liberation, first six months of 2020. You were a dumpster fire of six months, with your global pandemic and yours Hornetsand in the second half of the year you better not orient yourself. July 2 marks the focus of most calendar years, as it is usually 182 days behind and 182 days after. (Since this is a leap year, we are now 183 days behind.)
When we switched the cursed calendar page to July, the Internet quickly tried to find a few laughs in the January to June debacle and imagine what July to December could be like for an already exhausted world.
Many memoirs have dredged up memories of the past half-year horror show. One showed a “history student in 2050 trying to find out what the hell happened in the first six months of 2020”. Let’s just say that a certain history test will work overtime. We mean that in the best possible way, but leave us behind in the first half of 2020 and stay there.
Many people compared this moment to half-time in an American football game. We can make a comeback, but we’re going to need luck, hard work, and a damn good mid-term interview.
“The year is half over on Thursday,” said one meme. “The halftime score, 2020: 49. Humanity: 0. 2020 will get the kick in the second half.”
Rest of the year, are you listening? We need a little breather. Some people distributed a calendar for the rest of the year, which showed that things weren’t exactly improving (Get ready for the aliens). Others warned July “to come in, sit down, not touch anything and shut up”.
But there is always next year.
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